Monday, June 28, 2004

No...I mean, just NOOOOO!

This morning, as I was putting on my make-up, I heard a commercial for a new brand of Pedigree dog food. A higher protein version with lower carbs to help them lower their over all body weight.

Um, are you fucking KIDDING me??? This whole low carb thing has officially gone too far. What's next? Lower carb pellets for hamsters? Sheit...

3 comments:

FaithsTwin said...

If you ask me, hamsters get WAAYYYYY too many carbs in their diets. I mean, look at how they try and run around in a wheel all day long...actually, all night long. They're working off their carbs!

Faith said...

And the poor little guys just stay pudgy, no matter how much running they do! *sniffle!* WHY doesn't the hamster food industry stand up and take notice that it's all their fault that the poor things are as fat as they are, and that they are taking in far too many carbs for their poor little legs to be able to work off?

It's just so sad. The whole damned thing. Sad, sad, sad...

FaithsTwin said...

It's a conspiracy. Very rarely do you see such a blatant form of it.