Friday, October 22, 2004

Lemme tell ya where you can put your unofficial bidness...

Does anybody actually feel more like going to Wendy's since they've come up with this whole Mr. Wendy's "Unofficial" Spokesman thing? I haven't been there in probably 3 months. (I used to go regularly to pick up a plain baked potato and a small chili...cheap, filling, yummy...) And even though the commercials aren't as prolific as they used to be, it seems, I want to go there less and less every time I see that man representing himself as some sort of fast-food quasi-expert telling the world what he thinks they should try eating at Wendy's next.

Now they've teamed him up with a self-righteous, annoying little kid asking him the question "why?" to everything he says to him. After Mr. Official Stupendous Idiot answers his questions as to why it is he didn't used to be able to choose to have mandarin fucking oranges with his meals when he was a kid (um, yeah...doubtful that the kid's meal had even been thought of back when Mr. Unofficial Dumbest Commercial Idea Ever was a kid, so he can just shut it...), the little kid says something along the lines of, "Well maybe they didn't trust you to make an informed decision."

Um, Mr. Unofficial Midget Asshole in Training? Yeah, NO little kid in their right mind wants to order mandarin goddam oranges over an order of fries to go along with their box of chicken nuggets. So WHY don't you shut the fuck up, and go throw your tantrum until you get the actual thing you wanted to eat along with your chicken pieces, and while you're at it, spit the fucking milk your mother ordered for you all over your baby sister right before you demand the Sprite you wanted in the first place?

Those commercials have been bothering me lately. Just needed to get that off my chest. Sorry.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy crap! You are one bitter pathetic lady. That is so sad. I feel sorry for you.

Faith said...

I'm bitter and pathetic for not liking a commercial, and making fun of it on my blog? Um, fuck off.

FaithsTwin said...

Oh yeah, Faith...you are soooooo very pathetic. I mean, compared to those people who travel around and read blogs only to tell someone what they are and be judgmental on their ass because of a post? WAY more bitter and pathetic than that!

Damn, and you know? I JUST gave away my last life to the chick who only knows how to call people names when she can't argue her point and the new ones are on back order.

Maybe this person can get a life somewhere else?