Thursday, December 16, 2004

Ugh.

I need to get laid NOOOOWWWWW, dammit!

AUGH!

7 comments:

lyn said...

maybe we should go trolling for boys when you come out to visit!!!!

Anonymous said...

I totally 2nd that!! The one major downfall of being single, inconsistant sex. Damn it to hell.
~Cheri

L.L.E. said...

That is so funny. When I was single, I never had this maddening desire to have sex. It always pissed off the people that I dated. I just wanted to make out and snuggle and dumb shit like that. Even now that I'm married again, I can go a really long time without sex. I think it has a lot to do with these meds that I have to take...decreases the sex drive. I give in every now and then to make the hubby happy though. :)

Faith said...

I had that problem with my last boyfriend, L.L.E. It was MADDENING!! I love sex...especially when I really, really like a person, and love being with them in such an intimate way. So being without it even though I really cared for and respected Asshole (at the time, of course, I didn't consider him to be an asshole...) was hard for me. And he was very unlike you...even though I asked him to do it "just for me!", he still wouldn't. Drove me nuts...

Really, the only person I do anything with these days is Dickhead, anyway. It's safe, he's a willing participant, we get along so-hoooo well in that respect, and it's lovely when we haven't seen each other for a long while, especially. He just called so we could plan for tomorrow, and asked me what I thought we should do. I said, "Oh, I don't know. I thought we could start out with some mad, animal sex. Then have some dinner. And then have more mad, animal sex again later. That's just what I was thinking, anyway. Unless you say no. And please, you just can't say no!" He said, "Well! I guess I'm not saying no, then! Not that I was planning to. Who could say no to such an offer?"

Yeah. I'm hoping I can make it through tomorrow without sneaking off to the ladies room for some mid-day relief while I wait. I've never done that before, but there appears to be something new happening with me right now...

Can we say TMI? Aw, what the hell. It's been downright boring around here lately...:)

lyn said...

have you ever seen secretary? she does that in the bathroom. and i admit, me too.

it makes the internet boyfriend really amped up when i tell him i had to take care of myself at work. tee hee.

Julie said...

That scene in Secretary is great. Actually, a great movie overall!

Alas, some of us haven't perfected the "standing up and pleasuring ourselves" talent. Or the "keeping quiet upon completion" talent. I used to be able to keep quiet when I lived at home, but apparently I've lived alone for too long...I've given in to full masturbatory hedonism now.

FaithsTwin said...

I am one of those can live-without-it types, too, L.L.E. However, I do have to give in for my ex-husband who is still with me since he's a good guy and all. And he takes care of me first!

Now, as far as standing up and doing that? I just can't manage that. I've tried, in the shower, and it doesn't work- knees buckle. I have to be kneeling or lying down for the taking-care-of-myself sheit.

Twin, we are entering our early 30's- dude, it's apparently our 'peak' time, dontcha know?