Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Soooo many different levels of f-ed up.

This story has so many things wrong with it, I don't know where to begin. Let's see, maybe with the fact that a deputy for the Jackson County Sheriff was arrested after allegedly fleeing the scene of an accident, and THEN he refused to take a breathalyzer or field sobriety test? Or maybe the fact that he's been suspended from the force...WITH PAY!!

Or, is it that all of this happened near/on a street in Independence, MO called "Crackerneck Road"?

I...I'm at a loss.


Duncan said...

WTF, doesn't leave with pay = vacation. So, do you think their recruitment slogan is "Get caught driving drunk, get a vacation. Become a Sheriff now!!!"

Faith said...

"Extra BONUS for hitting other cars/pedestrians/animals** while driving under the influence!

**Squirrels, possoms, and clowns do not count toward bonus."

Ah, Jackson County...gotta love it!