Monday, September 12, 2005

Two things...

(1) I need to stop loving Cheez-Its. Now.

(2) Drinking Diet Pepsi on top of chewing a piece of Ice Breakers Cool Mint gum creates a flavor of dirt in my mouth. It's nasty. (However, I can usually successfully chew the same gum and drink a beer without the same effect. I like gum. And I like beer. So this is a good thing...)

Just wanted to get that off my chest.


CGT in Texas said...

Smelly, the fact that you know what dirt tastes like scares me =P

Faith said...

Oh, everyone knows what dirt tastes like, ya goob. C' you've never been outside when a big wind blows a bunch of dirt, and some accidentally gets in your mouth? Or something like that? Isn't there a dirt flavored Jelly Belly that exists, even? I'm not alone in my knowledge of the flavor of dirt, I know it. I mean, it's been a while, but I know I can't be alone.

Hell, if you really want to know what dirt tastes like, and you've never had the opportunity to be in a wind storm (as I have), then go ahead and have some of the gum I was talking about with a big gulp of Diet Pepsi. That's what dirt tastes like right there.

Smart ass...:P:P:P:P