I have one quote going through my head as I wander about the office in these shoes I have on my feet today, and it is this:
"The man who made these hates feet and wants to see them die!" - Monica from Friends episode "The One With Monica's Boots" from Season 8.
It's my own fault. I was tired of wearing the same two pairs of shoes that are comfy and yet still stylish, as I'm afraid they will soon quit me by completely breaking since I wear them pretty much constantly. I hate any other pair of shoes, though. I can't find a proper pair to replace the favorites! I've tried...honest, I have! But it's impossible, and so I will have to wear them until they do die, which will be a sad, sad day indeed.
My. Feet. Hurt.
I want a beer, dammit.