Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Has nothing to do with anything, really...

I'm not going to be one of those people that turns 45, and then every birthday after that is for 45 again. Nuh-uh. That shit is stupid.

When I'm 50, I'm gonna start telling people that I'm actually 60, so they'll be all, "WOW! Really? You look good for your age, Faith!" And I'll be all, "Yeah, thank you! I feel good, you know?"

I kick ass.

4 comments:

Coley said...

Amen sistah! Why would anyone want to look older than they say they are? Just so people can think, "Damn, I just figured, what with the old lady neck, she was in her mid-50's. But damn, if she's only 42... that's some hard living she's done."
I, on the other hand, have everyone tell me they just assume I'm mid-30s. I'm ONLY 26 assholes! (Not that there's anything wrong with mid-30s, you get the notion)

Faith said...

Nope...that's exactly my point. I don't wnt people to hear me say I'm 50 and think/say, "Hm, I thought she was older than that..."

And the fact that people say that to your face? WTF? Cunt punts for all of them!

It must be because you're married and have a baby, and are really centered and shit, sista. Because you do NOT look like you're in your 30's. Not at all...

Spyder said...

Proud to be 51!

Stephanie said...

Nice. I like this approach.