Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Tim Gunn for President

It has been decided by the family that our official write-in candidate for the presidential race this year is Tim Gunn.

Tim Gunn for President! Pass it along!

Tim is diplomatic, worldly, classy, powerful, inspirational, AND he not only has a great style, but has impeccable fashion sense and wisdom to pass on to all he encounters throughout his term in the White House.

He even looks great in a turtleneck and black leather jacket! (Believe me, that's not something everyone can pull off, mkay?)
He's popular enough to have bobblehead dolls made in his image...
But he hasn't let the popularity mess with his need to be serious when its called for... Look how awesome his image would be on a note of currency!
Above all else, he loves the USA. He blesses his country for all the opportunities it has afforded him in life thus far... So go forth and spread the word! Tim Gunn for President! He will be able to handle any crisis with aplomb! His foreign policy experience is wide, and multi-faceted (as one's must be if one has any kind of pull in the fashion industry, as we well know Tim to have), and will serve us well once he's in office! His knowledge of the US and world economy is general, I'm sure, but he's a quick learner, so whatever he needs to do to help in that regard will be done, by golly! He's the right guy for the job, dammit. So write him in on November 4th. Go Tim Gunn!



*All of these images were pulled off the internet by myself for use in my new Tim Gunn for President campaign. If you are the owner of any of these images, and you're pissed that I "borrowed" them like I did, just let me know, and I'll be happy to remove them. Doubtful that you'll find them, but if you do, know that I'm a reasonable person (like Tim Gunn...), and will be happy to comply to any copywrite rules that apply to the images used if requested.

2 comments:

Nuke said...

Uh... no.

Alan Wolfe for Pres!

faithstwin said...

OMG! This is perfect...and hilarious! Classic. Just like Tim Gunn!