I was just walking down the hall when a coworker turned the corner and walked towards me on his way back to his desk. Suddenly, he started swinging his arms, and walking with a determined stride.
I realized he was immitating me.
"Holy crap! Is that what I look like when I walk?" I asked him as he got closer.
"You have a very particular way of swinging your arms. You look like...you have a purpose," he replied.
"Hahahaha! I do!" And then I opened the door to the ladies' room.
Dude, apparently you do not want to get in my way as I'm on my way to the ladies' room. I look very scary when I'm on that path, as it turns out!