Monday, March 09, 2009

Tell me funny stories...

My gut is killing me. I'm at work because I'm an idiot, and I don't know how to go home without saying to my boss that my gut is ready to explode every 10 minutes, and that's just a bit too embarrassing for a Monday morning, IMO.

But I'm seriously getting to that point.

Tell me some funny stories. Or point me in the direction of some. Do SOMETHING to help me get my mind off my churning intestinal issue. PLEASE.

7 comments:

Erin said...

You know you can either lie and say you have a headache or something or just say you don't feel well? I mean, you know that right? You don't have to tell someone why you're going to to the doctor or what all of your symptoms are if you don't feel well....

faithstwin said...

Last night at the hockey game the first break they had 4 little kids dressed as hockey pucks. They wore these suits that hung off their shoulders and around their hips or so were these giant hockey pucks then their feet stuck out at the bottom. They had to run around the rink (they must have given them special shoes because none of them fell) and the first one to cross the finish line won a prize. I don't know what it was but just watching them run around, pumping their little arms and having these giant round things they aren't used to making them knock into each other while racing to a finish was hilarious.

I wish I had video of it.

Faith said...

I came home. Keep it up with the funny stories, dammit. Even though I'm in comfy pants and sitting on my couch, I'm still very uncomfortable, and would like the funny. Thank you.

(Erin, I IMd my boss after he'd closed the door to his office for a call...that way, I didn't have to be face to face with him, which felt better to me, for some reason. Anywho, I asked him if I could go home, as I'd developed a really painful stomach ache. He said yes. Done. :D The drive home was torture...they need to repave Nall in several places, dammit!)

faithstwin said...

I updated my blog a bit ago. Hopefully that will be entertaining enough...

Faith said...

Well, I'm still wishing you had video of the little pucks, but I guess a blog post will have to do.

Nuke said...

http://community.livejournal.com/theinferior4/223621.html

fucking funny, monkeys FTW

emawkc said...

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who was walking along the path in the woods one day when he passed a missionary?