My gut is killing me. I'm at work because I'm an idiot, and I don't know how to go home without saying to my boss that my gut is ready to explode every 10 minutes, and that's just a bit too embarrassing for a Monday morning, IMO.
But I'm seriously getting to that point.
Tell me some funny stories. Or point me in the direction of some. Do SOMETHING to help me get my mind off my churning intestinal issue. PLEASE.