Monday, May 04, 2009

Well, that explains a lot. Hm.

I had my MRI last Thursday, as I mentioned previously, and they gave me a disc of all the images they took that I think I'm supposed to give to my doctor, if he wants it. ::shrugs:: I dunno.

In the meantime, I'm looking at the disc, and trying to figure things out.

Number 1 item discovered: Looking at pictures of your brain is WEIRD.
Number 2 item discovered: Satan is living in my brain. LOOK:


Srsly. I cannot be the only one that sees a little face in that image of my brain, can I? Please tell me you see that...

Also, it has HORNS. It's a horned beast living in my brain. (For those not familiar with English Lit, that is pronounced "hore-ned" not "hornd", ok?)

This explains a lot, actually. However, it does not explain why the headaches sometimes react badly to alcohol, because, IMO, horned beasts should be pretty big fans of alcohol, no? I mean, history shows that evil things have an afinity for debauchery, and alcohol can contribute in a great way to debauchery, ergo, horned beasts like alcohol. So WTF?, horned beast living in my brain??? W. T. F?

22 comments:

Bradical said...

Oh. My. God. Is that really your brain? No Photoshopping or anything? Note to self: Never piss of Faith.

faithstwin said...

I see it and saw it right away. That is CLASSIC dude. Now you can officially tell everyone that the little devil inside your head made you say/act/do it.

It kind of looks like a confused Shrek, as well. Hmmm... :/

Velly eentressstinnnggg.

Faith said...

Yessiree bob! I can't believe I found it.

Makes me wonder if there's a tiny evil being in everyone's brain, though, and they just don't know it...

Faith said...

I also feel the need to follow up and say that all the pictures that have my eyeballs in them are the ones that weird me out the most. Lookit how they glow. ::shudders::

Maine said...

I kinda sorta think it looks a bit more like Pan or a random forest satyr. Do you ever find yourself wanting to listen to the flute, dance and drink cherry wine?

Nick said...

What face? You're kidding, right?

faithstwin said...

Nick- look at the middle of the scan the triangular brigt spot...you don't see a gaping mouth, nose, eyes and two horns/ears?

faithstwin said...

OMG- it just hit me: this is physical proof YOU are the EVIL TWIN!!!!

Hahahahaaa!

Faith said...

"OMG- it just hit me: this is physical proof YOU are the EVIL TWIN!!!!"

Fuuuuuuucccckkkk...

Nuke said...

You've got Saaaaaatan in your Braaaaaain!

I can hear the other inmates chanting it now. But don't take it personally. A little evil is fun sometimes. Muahahahahaha...

"The D" said...

I'm no doctor but I tell drunk hot chicks at bars that I am so I feel that I'm qualified to say that it looks like you've go shit for brains!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And if that is your brain the why are your tits showing out the top/front?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I win funniest comment!!

Pensive Girl said...

wow. that's sumthin' else :)

keepontruckin said...

That's hysterical. It almost makes me wonder if they gave you a fake x-ray as a joke. LOL

Spyder said...

OMG! I saw the face immediately! Are you a host for an alien?

Nick said...

nah, no face. i'm thinking this is sorta like the jesus in the griddle phenonomen...

are you planning on taking this out of service and starting a shrine with it?

; ' )

Nick said...

Though, seriously, not to freak you out, but there HAVE been recorded instances of 'remnants' of non-surviving twins/triplets/etc in other folks' bodies.

yeah: ewwww!

but true.

Faith said...

I have a surviving twin. She's the one posting as, um, "faithstwin." In case you hadn't noticed.

I'm so sad you can't see it. It's that lightened area smack in the middle of my brain. It's also my new avatar. If you can't see it THERE, then peace be with you, brutha. You're beyond hope! :P:P:P

Lenina Crowne said...

Just so you know... I found this soooo arousing...

But then, all the guys I've been the most interested in have turned out to be Satan...

Lenina Crowne said...

And the girls too.

Nick said...

faith - pay attention. Seriously.

1. i SEE it, okay? i was just yanking your chain.

2. what i was referring to is the fact that non-surviving twins/triplets' body parts have been found in surviving twins et cetera.

in other words, it is possible that you and faithstwin started out with another sister, you were triplets at one point.

but nature took a different turn and you and your twin absorbed the third baby; it appears her head is in your brain. which, to my way of thinking, would sure induce one cosmological headache...

i wonder what parts of your unborn sister are in your twin?

Faith said...

I think she got that unborn triplet's boobs...

faithstwin said...

OMG- I SOOO did NOT! You have huge tits too!