I have severe, severe PMS right now. It'd serve everyone well to walk away from me today, and maybe give me some space until Thursday, or so. I'm trying to smile and be cheery and happy, but my effort is consistently challenged by things like asshole elevators. Or a stomach ache that hurts like a bitch for a good 2 minutes, and then goes away, only to return an hour later for a couple of minutes, before going away again. WTF stomach ache? WTF???
So, just don't look at me. Don't drive near me. Try not to cross my path, or ask me a stupid question, and definitely don't voluntarily come over to my desk to ask me something you can ask me either in an email, or via IM. SAVE YOURSELVES!!!