Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Mind your own, my friends. Mind. your. own.

Coworker [after seeing me collect my Diet Coke from the vending machine]: Water is better for you!

Me: You know what would be good for you? A big glass of shut the fuck up.


Ok, ok...not really.

Me, in reality: That's what this (holding up 52 ounce Bubba Keg) is for. I drink 2 of these a day. The Diet Coke is just a primer.

You know, as if any of it is his business in the first fucking place. Jeezy...

2 comments:

faithstwin said...

I wonder if I would be the type of server to get fired for telling someone my size that their choice of bacon cheeseburger with a side of onion rings and a starter salad with ranch just wasn't good for them?

I'd be a terrible waitress. (Basically, I can see where the guy was coming from as I have a tough time keeping my mouth shut when it comes to other people's business...)

Faith said...

He's a nice guy...I think it was one of those lame attempt at being clever kinds of situations. Lame attempts like that, especially when attempted prior to 10 a.m., are just a bad idea all around, yo.