Why the hell is there a movie about the Smurfs being made now? Has that cartoon even been on TV at all since the 80's? I mean, seriously, I don't know. So let me know if it's actually continued on and Gargamel is still harassing Papa and all the other smurfs for whatever reason he chooses from week to week...
There are people in an office not far from my desk that are having an apparently immensely funny conversation/meeting, and it is driving me up the mutherfucking WALL. I'd like to head out and start happy hour now, please.
(That seems like it's an oxymoronic issue, doesn't it? That someone is so happy, and it's making me want to leave to find my happiness elsewhere? I know...I'm weird.
But honestly, I want to go poke my head in there and say, "Um, can you shut the fuck up, please?" And I know that'd be the wrong thing to do. I think the only right thing would be to finish up work, and head home early...)