Friday, October 26, 2012

Guess my weight! The number you come up with will actually be preferable, in most cases.

I love it when I go to a doctor, and when they go to weigh me for the first time, they start with the scale balance at the 180 pound mark, instead of the 200 pound mark.

Whether they're doing it because they're being nice, or because they suck at assessing a person's weight by just looking at them, I don't care. I like to pretend that it's because I look like I'm not as heavy as I actually am.

Delusions are a key to my self-confidence much of the time.

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